hola class! JEEEZ WHO TURNED THE FANS SO HIGH UP???
Sam: ummmm theyre not even on
cerda
hhh poor nieve sam, today we have a extra special guest who knows nothing about spanish and he isnt too good at english either. he also doesnt know what 2+2 is today. its mr wildour!
Wildour:thanks for the introduction! yea... so im just about to have my wild hour. *looks around for laughter* *cricket cricket* uhhhh. yea so how bout them mississippi? heh, its more like mississississippi. *cricket cricket* heh... is this thing on?
cerda: what thing? you dont have a microphone...
wildour: YO MAMAS ON! *cricket cricket* *acting like pastor spartling* heh i tell ya, no respect, no respect. cerda you lied to me, you said they would laugh at anything!
cerda: oh? i did? im sorry im just so distracted by that costa fella. hes really cute.
wildour: but you said i was special *takes out bannana and is going to *
cerda: here lemme help you *sharpens bannana*
wildour: uhhhh why did you just eat the bannana?
cerda: it reminds me of costa.
wildour: damn you cerda, youve tricked me twice already!*takes new bannana and rubs it on cerdas face
cerda: NOOOO my beautiful makeup! costa will never love me now!
wildour:i still do cerda! what about me?
cerda: oh right yes yes... well you dont count
wildour: YES I DO I CAN COUNT TO 3!
cerda: great............................................. ....................................
cerda:we have a biiiiiig test tuesday. Whos excited?
wildour:*raises hand* oooooh i am I AM!
cerda:what the **** are you doing wildour??? i told you to stay in the car!
wildour:but..... i thought we were friends *cries*
cerda: oh, god, cry me a river baby! if you would just stop singing A Mighty Fortress Is our God for one second mabey you could realize what a fat loser you are
wildour: i am not a baby! my mommy said i was a big boy
cerda: when was that? LAST NIGHT???
class: oooooOOOOOOOoooooooo major diss
cerda: class, how do you say very good in spanish?
helen: ummmm wait wait I KNOW THIS ONE! is it..... mi libritos?
cerda: what are you talking about? nobody is that stupid! MI LIBRITOS??? WHAT THE **** ARE YOU THINKING??? IM GONNA GO CRAZY
*mr house walks in*
cerda: and that class, is how you conjugate verbs. its not as hard as you think. OHHH hello mr house. i was just carefully explaining to helen how easy spanish is!
mr house:that a boy, cerda, go get em!
*mr house leaves*
cerda: HOW THE **** CAN YOU BE SO ****ING STUPID!?!?!!?!!?!?!
helen: *cries* im sorry! i just am not a very good listener!
cerda: oh yea, no **** sherlock. well, i hope you are prepared for your test TOMMOROW!
sam: you said it was tuesday!
cerda: sam i am a little smarter than you and i know what i said. now as i was saying, test on tuesday.
sam: BUT YOU JUST SAID IT WAS TOMMOROW!
cerda: thats very nieve of you, ill see you after class. you can come too wildour
wildour: HORRAY, somebody likes me, finally
cedra: hi class u know what today is don't you were going to celebrate day
of the . i wrote a play to go with it
wildour: yeaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
cerda: now class i need a person, hmmmm, who dont i like hmmmm
COSTA!!
ok now I need a wife of the person
helen: mr cerda do u know how to say spaghetti and meatballs
cerda: why do I care look ill be the wife I was going to be nice
but noo!
now I need a perrito clase anyone
helen: is perrito spaghetti and meatballs
cerda: no dumby
class: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh
Arghhhhhh your gonna make me cry and then ill lose my makeup.. Argh
ill try one last time, wildour you be the dog.
wildour: in your face noah (noah throws art gum eraser and hits cerda)
cerda: ok thats it I've had it I'm going in the closet and im not coming
out till your nice. I'll practice being a ventriliquist.
20 minuts pass
cerda: redrum redrum
helen: so thats spaghetti and meatballs
wildour licking costa:
costa: get off. your not a dog,
wildour: cerda said I was
to be cont.
had to edit, mom tried to read
CERDA: HOLA CLASSE, SO SORRY MR.BOEHNE, THE KIDS AT OUR REDEEMER WERE ACTING UP AGAIN!
NOW CLASS! ITS TIME TO HAND OUT THE HOMEWORK I TRIED GRADING FOR ONCE. BEN- 100, ALEX- 100, TREY-100, HELEN-100! COSTA- -2
COSTA: HOW IS 10/10 A FREAKIN -2!!!???
CERDA: WELL STUPID, LETS COUNT...
LOOOONG SCILENCE
*40 MINUITES LATER*
CERDA CANT FIND ONE WRONG
CERDA: GO SIT DOWN RETARD! I'LL FIX IT AT MY OFFICE AT OUR REDEEMER!
CERDA:CLASS, TODAY WE HAVE A GUEST SPEAKER. HER NAME IS MR.WILDHOUR!
*SCREAMS COME OUT OF LARGE BAG MR.CERDA BROUGHT IN WITH HIM...*
WILDHOUR POPS OUT WEARING BUNNY EARS!
CERDA JUMPS BACK "O JESUS!!!"
MR CERDA GETS WHIP AND TAKES WILDHOUR TO MRS.T'S ROOM.
40 MINUITES LATER-
*CERDA COMES BACK WITH ON HIS SHIRT*
CERDA: NOW THAT WE'VE TAKEN CARE OF THAT... LETS DO SOME WORK
CERDA: WHERE THE HELL IS HELEN TODAY!?
COSTA: SHE'S SICK, SHE'LL BE BACK TOMMAROW.
CERDA: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
COSTA: WHAT?
CERDA:TSSSSSS! SHUT IT
*BRIEF SCILENCE, WILDHOUR'S FINGER CREEP THROUGH THE BOTTOM OF THE DOOR* CERDA GOES TO DOOR AND WAITS UNTIL THEY ARE ALL THE WAY THROUGH AND RAPIDLY STARTS JUMPING ON THEM*
WILDHOUR: AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!
CERDA: YOU HAVE AN EXAM NEXT WEEK!!
SAM: YOU STILL HAVNT GIVIN ME BACK MY QUIZ FROM 18 WEEKS AGO!
CERDA: SAAAAAAAAAM! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP BLAMING IT ON YOUR HOMEWORK!
SAM: WHAT!?
ALEX: SMALL COUGH*
CERDA: ALEX!!!!!!! DONT THINK I DIDNT SEE THAT! YOU TRIED SNEEZING ON SAM'S PAPER SO THAT IT WOULD FLY OFF AND YOU COULD ERASE HIS NAME AND PUT YOURS AND SUCCEED IN GETTING A GOOD GRADE BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A FAILURE!
ALEX: ACTUALLY, I HAVE A COL...
CERDA: TTTSSSSS!!!! DONT LIE TO ME HAWKINITOS! I'VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE!
CERDA:COSTA WHERE IS YOU HOMEWORK!!!
COSTA: IN YOUR HAND STUPID...
*CERDA GETS A LIGHTER AND BURNS ALL PAPERS IN HIS HANDS* I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT! YOUR JUST SO IMMATURE AND YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED AND YOUR PARENTS YOU AND... OMG! MR.HOUSE! I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT SPANISH IMPORTANCE AND HOW COSTA CAN DO IT NO MATTER WHAT HE SAYS!
HOUSE: YOU STUPID LUNATIC, I HEARD YOU FROM MY OFFICE!
CERDA: PARK IT HOUSE! I DONT NEED ANY MORE CRYTASISM, IT MAKES ME CRY AND MY MAKEUP GOES EVERYWHERE... AND UGH! ITS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE RIGHT NOW!
RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!CERDA: *CUSSING AND CURSING FOR ABOUT 9 MINUTES* MR.CERDA TEARS DOWN FANS AND HAS A TANTRUM THROWING EVERYTHING IN THE CLASS INCLUDING ARTGUM ERASORS, AT WHICH TIME NOAH RETALIATES AND TACKLES HIM!
CERDA:CLASS IS OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
CERDA: BY THE WAY CLASS, I HAVE ACCEPTED A NEW POSITION AT THE 7TH AND 8TH GRADE POSTITION AT BETHANY LUTHERAN IN HOUSTON!
CERDA: I NEED TO SEE COSTA AFTER CLASS ONE MORE TIME! COSTA, ITS TIME TO R.A.C.K. IT UP!!!
hello class *winks at costa* *throws art gum eraser at costa*
cerda: ohhhh im a bad boy! *gives costa a 37* ohhhhh i bet you like that, dont you costa? now down to business
sam: *whisper* more like business* giggles*
cerda: sam i heard that!
sam: how????!?!?!?
cerda: mr wildour is under the table with a walkie talkie
mr wildour: 10-4! 10-4! Roger! Roger! Over and out! Lets move move move!
cerda: GOD WILDOUR GIVE IT A REST! YOUVE BEEN DOING THAT FOR 4 HOURS!
wildour: *holding back tears* if anyone needs me ill be in the car.*runs away*
cerda: uuuuugh......... class ill be right back, i forgot to tell the our redeemer kids "class dismissed" *runs away*
*screaming outside*
cerda: WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING IN MY CAR?!?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!?! ****. ***** *** ****** ** ** ****** **** ***** ******** *************************.
costa: i really REALLY like mr cerda as a teacher.
sam: teachers pet, teachers pet, naw naw
costa: aw shut up!
*noah blows his horn*
alex: what the ****0 just happened?
spencer: guys mr cerdas been gone for 3 hours and nobody cares...
*cerda walks in*
cerda: oh my GOD costa, i just realized! our names start with the same letter! LIKE WOW!
costa: yeah.... great
cerda: alright class, you are dismissed after you whip wildour once.
wildour: hey i never agreed to tha *gets whipped* OH DEAR LORD! *keeps on getting whipped* A MIGHTY FORTRESS IS OUR GOD, A TRUSTY SHIELD AND WEAPON!
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