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Old 12-14-2008
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish..................................49.
Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic................................No breasts.
Average looking.....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist...............................Dyke.
Free Spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former ****.
New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
Open-minded.........................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional...........................*****.
Voluptuous............................Chubby.
Large frame...........................Big & fat.
Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.



DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes.....................................No
No......................................Yes
Maybe.................................No
We need..............................I want
I am sorry...........................You'll be sorry
We need to talk...................You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead.....................You better not
Do what you want................You will pay for this later
I am not upset......................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're attentive tonight.........Is sex all you ever think about?


DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry................................I am hungry
I am sleepy.................................I am sleepy
I am tired...................................I am tired
Nice dress..................................Nice cleavage!
I love you..................................Let's have sex now!
I am bored.................................Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?................I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie?.....I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?.......I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.
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