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Gay joke didn't go over so well...
So lets do the marriage one.

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A husband and wife are shopping at their local Wal-Mart and the husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and its half the price.
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rofl

Nice one.
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Lol good stuff.
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Lmao, love it.
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That was hilarious!
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Thats not funny at all. I can feel the anger that guy must be feeling. Oh man thats so spot on.
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oh lord...that was great!
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