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These troubled times...
A man's 16 year old son walked up to hid dad one day and said "Dad, I'm not longer a virgin I've had sex for the first time last night"
Proud pop grins and grabs a couple beers out of the fridge, sits his son down and asks "Sex is a wonderful thing, but were you safe? Are there any other questions that you want to ask the old master?"
Son thinks about it... Replies... "Naw dad... We were safe... But how long is my butt going to hurt?"
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