Go Back   Madden NFL 2009 madden 09 > The Cave > Crossing Swords
Reload this Page In translation...
Register vbBux / vbPlaza gXboxLive FAQDonate Members List Mark Forums Read vBExperience
Arcade League Forum Casino Partners Calendar

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 05-09-2008
Tigam's Avatar
Tigam Tigam is offline
Moderator : Chargers GM
Points: 15,925, Level: 38
Points: 15,925, Level: 38 Points: 15,925, Level: 38 Points: 15,925, Level: 38
Level up: 35%, 525 Points needed
Level up: 35% Level up: 35% Level up: 35%
Activity: 61%
Activity: 61% Activity: 61% Activity: 61%
 
YetiSports 1: 5 Shot Pingu Throw Champion! Bloody Pingu Champion!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Iowa
Madden 09 Posts: 4,162
Points: 89,459.51
Bank: 0.00
Total Points: 89,459.51
In translation...
Original:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like, "It's better than yours"
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge

Old English:
Mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolk to mine yard
and lo they reply " 'Tis better than thine...
"Verily, 'tis better than thine!"
I could apprentice thee, but I wouldst levy a fee

Literal:
My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment,
and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours.
Absolutely, it far surpasses yours.
I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.

Limerick:
Through stereophonic tubes
Comes a girl rapping mixes and grooves
and though you would think
Her topic was iced drink
It's really all about her boobs

Haiku:
Boys, drawn to my yard
Their words in chorus singing
Your milkshake loses
__________________
__________________
I am a Moderator


Extremists are like slinkys... Ultimately useless in the grand scheme of things... But still brings a smile to the face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 05-10-2008
Buckeye-masta's Avatar
Buckeye-masta Buckeye-masta is offline
Madden Pro
Points: 1,821, Level: 11
Points: 1,821, Level: 11 Points: 1,821, Level: 11 Points: 1,821, Level: 11
Level up: 91%, 29 Points needed
Level up: 91% Level up: 91% Level up: 91%
Activity: 0%
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
 

Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Texas
Madden 09 Posts: 265
Points: 10,980.74
Bank: 0.00
Total Points: 10,980.74
this REALLY had me rolling. I just finished my British Literature course at my college so I could totally relate to this. BWHAHAHAAHAHHAH lmao... seriously... I should donate points for this


where did you find this?
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 05-10-2008
Tigam's Avatar
Tigam Tigam is offline
Moderator : Chargers GM
Points: 15,925, Level: 38
Points: 15,925, Level: 38 Points: 15,925, Level: 38 Points: 15,925, Level: 38
Level up: 35%, 525 Points needed
Level up: 35% Level up: 35% Level up: 35%
Activity: 61%
Activity: 61% Activity: 61% Activity: 61%
 
YetiSports 1: 5 Shot Pingu Throw Champion! Bloody Pingu Champion!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Iowa
Madden 09 Posts: 4,162
Points: 89,459.51
Bank: 0.00
Total Points: 89,459.51
I guy posted it on another forum I visit. A lot of stuff that I post in The Cave comes from there.
__________________
I am a Moderator


Extremists are like slinkys... Ultimately useless in the grand scheme of things... But still brings a smile to the face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 05-10-2008
patten's Avatar
patten
 patten is offline
Madden Star
Points: 2,712, Level: 14
Points: 2,712, Level: 14 Points: 2,712, Level: 14 Points: 2,712, Level: 14
Level up: 88%, 38 Points needed
Level up: 88% Level up: 88% Level up: 88%
Activity: 0%
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
 
Alien Attack Champion! YetiSports 1: Pingu Throw Champion! Enemy Shooting Champion! Yetisports StageDive Champion! Alchol Test Champion!
Tournaments Won: 1

Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, Canada
Madden 09 Posts: 827
Points: 8,795.87
Bank: 0.00
Total Points: 8,795.87
Give those points up buck.
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 05-11-2008
titansrule's Avatar
titansrule titansrule is offline
Madden Legend
Points: 29,280, Level: 52
Points: 29,280, Level: 52 Points: 29,280, Level: 52 Points: 29,280, Level: 52
Level up: 58%, 470 Points needed
Level up: 58% Level up: 58% Level up: 58%
Activity: 100%
Activity: 100% Activity: 100% Activity: 100%
 

Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Manchester, England
Madden 09 Posts: 10,381
Points: 55,140.23
Bank: 0.00
Total Points: 55,140.23
I'm not sure Tigam really needs the points..
__________________

Ricky "The Hitman" Hatton: 44-1, 31 KOs
David "The Hayemaker" Haye: 21-1, 20 KOs
Undisputed World Cruiserweight Champion (WBA, WBC, WBO, The Ring Magazine Champion)
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 05-11-2008
manofmen's Avatar
manofmen manofmen is offline
Madden Veteran
Points: 5,779, Level: 22
Points: 5,779, Level: 22 Points: 5,779, Level: 22 Points: 5,779, Level: 22
Level up: 46%, 271 Points needed
Level up: 46% Level up: 46% Level up: 46%
Activity: 0%
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
 

Join Date: May 2007
Location: Abilene, Texas
Madden 09 Posts: 1,771
Points: 7,109.65
Bank: 5,080.30
Total Points: 12,189.95
I like the limerick version.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.O.F.N. View Post
That post wasn't nearly good enough to read and reply to. But I did it anyways.
Wylie High School Football
Varsity (0-0)
Last Game: Loss - Gilmer 28-21
This Week: Strength and Conditioning
Reply With Quote
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 05-11-2008
Steelersfan43's Avatar
Steelersfan43 Steelersfan43 is offline
Madden Star
Points: 1,853, Level: 12
Points: 1,853, Level: 12 Points: 1,853, Level: 12 Points: 1,853, Level: 12
Level up: 1%, 297 Points needed
Level up: 1% Level up: 1% Level up: 1%
Activity: 94%
Activity: 94% Activity: 94% Activity: 94%
 

Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Old Town,Maine
Madden 09 Posts: 600
Points: 9,882.27
Bank: 0.00
Total Points: 9,882.27
LOL good stuff, the Old English version was great.
Reply With Quote
  #8 (permalink)  
Old 05-11-2008
Buckeye-masta's Avatar
Buckeye-masta Buckeye-masta is offline
Madden Pro
Points: 1,821, Level: 11
Points: 1,821, Level: 11 Points: 1,821, Level: 11 Points: 1,821, Level: 11
Level up: 91%, 29 Points needed
Level up: 91% Level up: 91% Level up: 91%
Activity: 0%
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
 

Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Texas
Madden 09 Posts: 265
Points: 10,980.74
Bank: 0.00
Total Points: 10,980.74
Quote:
Originally Posted by titansrule View Post
I'm not sure Tigam really needs the points..

lol I could give him something to put in the bank?

apparently he likes carrying his cash... lmao.

Probably safer that way, in case maddennboard has a "depression" and there's a "bank run." I wonder if Cashpath has any FDIC policies?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.O.F.N. View Post
Thank you for informing me of all that info. I now know EVERYTHING about football.
Reply With Quote
  #9 (permalink)  
Old 05-12-2008
titansrule's Avatar
titansrule titansrule is offline
Madden Legend
Points: 29,280, Level: 52
Points: 29,280, Level: 52 Points: 29,280, Level: 52 Points: 29,280, Level: 52
Level up: 58%, 470 Points needed
Level up: 58% Level up: 58% Level up: 58%
Activity: 100%
Activity: 100% Activity: 100% Activity: 100%
 

Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Manchester, England
Madden 09 Posts: 10,381
Points: 55,140.23
Bank: 0.00
Total Points: 55,140.23
Well I dont use the bank myself because I remember in its conception points were wiped. That problem has been solved, so no need to worry, but as with life generally, I prefer money in my pocket than someone elses.
__________________

Ricky "The Hitman" Hatton: 44-1, 31 KOs
David "The Hayemaker" Haye: 21-1, 20 KOs
Undisputed World Cruiserweight Champion (WBA, WBC, WBO, The Ring Magazine Champion)
Reply With Quote
  #10 (permalink)  
Old 05-12-2008
patten's Avatar
patten
 patten is offline
Madden Star
Points: 2,712, Level: 14
Points: 2,712, Level: 14 Points: 2,712, Level: 14 Points: 2,712, Level: 14
Level up: 88%, 38 Points needed
Level up: 88% Level up: 88% Level up: 88%
Activity: 0%
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
 
Alien Attack Champion! YetiSports 1: Pingu Throw Champion! Enemy Shooting Champion! Yetisports StageDive Champion! Alchol Test Champion!
Tournaments Won: 1

Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, Canada
Madden 09 Posts: 827
Points: 8,795.87
Bank: 0.00
Total Points: 8,795.87
Besides buying gifts? Is there really any reason to keep your points?
Reply With Quote
  #11 (permalink)  
Old 05-12-2008
T.O.F.N.'s Avatar
T.O.F.N. T.O.F.N. is offline
MB's Wrestling Fan
Points: 13,943, Level: 35
Points: 13,943, Level: 35 Points: 13,943, Level: 35 Points: 13,943, Level: 35
Level up: 85%, 107 Points needed
Level up: 85% Level up: 85% Level up: 85%
Activity: 27%
Activity: 27% Activity: 27% Activity: 27%
 
Burger Time Champion!Tournaments Won: 1

Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Virginia Beach
Madden 09 Posts: 4,175
Points: 24,286.31
Bank: 10,406.04
Total Points: 34,692.35
To get into the Sim League is a good start...
__________________

Disclaimer: Don't say something to me in IM that you wouldn't say to Cash or Tigam. It'll probably just piss me off. Thank you and Have a Nice Day.

Quote:
Originally Posted by gopackgo
I dunno,
Dead Guy + Curse= Zombie?
Reply With Quote

Madden 09 Leagues
  #12 (permalink)  
Old 05-13-2008
titansrule's Avatar
titansrule titansrule is offline
Madden Legend
Points: 29,280, Level: 52
Points: 29,280, Level: 52 Points: 29,280, Level: 52 Points: 29,280, Level: 52
Level up: 58%, 470 Points needed
Level up: 58% Level up: 58% Level up: 58%
Activity: 100%
Activity: 100% Activity: 100% Activity: 100%
 

Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Manchester, England
Madden 09 Posts: 10,381
Points: 55,140.23
Bank: 0.00
Total Points: 55,140.23
And then to stay there too seeings as you have to renew memebership.

...Its good to be rich...
__________________

Ricky "The Hitman" Hatton: 44-1, 31 KOs
David "The Hayemaker" Haye: 21-1, 20 KOs
Undisputed World Cruiserweight Champion (WBA, WBC, WBO, The Ring Magazine Champion)
Reply With Quote