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Original:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like, "It's better than yours"
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge

Old English:
Mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolk to mine yard
and lo they reply " 'Tis better than thine...
"Verily, 'tis better than thine!"
I could apprentice thee, but I wouldst levy a fee

Literal:
My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment,
and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours.
Absolutely, it far surpasses yours.
I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.

Limerick:
Through stereophonic tubes
Comes a girl rapping mixes and grooves
and though you would think
Her topic was iced drink
It's really all about her boobs

Haiku:
Boys, drawn to my yard
Their words in chorus singing
Your milkshake loses
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this REALLY had me rolling. I just finished my British Literature course at my college so I could totally relate to this. BWHAHAHAAHAHHAH lmao... seriously... I should donate points for this


where did you find this?
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I guy posted it on another forum I visit. A lot of stuff that I post in The Cave comes from there.
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I like the limerick version.
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LOL good stuff, the Old English version was great.
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I'm not sure Tigam really needs the points..

lol I could give him something to put in the bank?

apparently he likes carrying his cash... lmao.

Probably safer that way, in case maddennboard has a "depression" and there's a "bank run." I wonder if Cashpath has any FDIC policies?
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Well I dont use the bank myself because I remember in its conception points were wiped. That problem has been solved, so no need to worry, but as with life generally, I prefer money in my pocket than someone elses.
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