'Bad News' reports!

[TheBillster]

Hello Mr.Billster,
I have bad news for you. Your team has still some problem areas but clock is ticking and only a few weeks left till week 1 of the season. The off-season looked good but I am still not buying it that this franchise is about to have a turnaround this year.
There are still some big question marks looking for answers in your team. Wanna hear about these question marks and other strange decisions? Then let’s start.

Who will be your teams QB when the season starts? Losman? Holcomb? Man, that will be a tough decision I assume. Losman did not looked to impressive to me in the pre-season and Holcomb had the easy job to play against the backup of the opponents.
Well, at least you managed to make the OL look a little bit better on paper to protect the guy who is starting at QB. The thing we called OL a few months ago was crap, now the name OL is deserved. But still this unit could be better.

And so much money spent of WR Koren Robinson… Did I missed something and he mutated into a beast with 10 arms to grab more balls and 10 legs to run faster?? If not you overpaid for him a little bit. Just a little bit. So around 10 millions per year!!!!!!

And you traded for RB Jamal Lewis. That was a good move. But when I saw him line-up as a FB I was perplexed. Are you kidding me, Mr.Billster?? Jamal Lewis as a FB?? I really hope you had an idea or a plan as you did this? Or was it just because you’re such a big fan of Jamal Lewis and traded for him to see him in your teams’ uniform but forgot that there was no need for him and the only empty spot was at FB??

Hey Mr. Billster, I am gonna tell you something. You are about to be the first ever NFL team owner I beleive who is thinking to start two rookies at the Ends with Jeremy Mincey and John McCargo. Do you think that DT Kris Jenkins is superman or what and can do all the DL stuff all by himself?? If none of the two rookies excels in his first year this unit is doomed for being unable to do any good job for this team.

And what about this talented OLB Brandon Chillar? I heared rumours he is just a backup in your opinion and on the trading block for this year. And if he isn’t getting traded he might end up as the starting RE for next year… What kind of logics is that Mr.Billster?? Please tell me!!!

Mr.Billster, your start as the new owner was okay, not really great but okay. But I am still not absolutely convinced about the quality of your team. You are speaking of Superbowls already. Then first put together a Superbowl calibre team please!!!

By

James ‘Bad News’ Brown

to be continued...