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Old 11-11-2003
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Yo mama's so fat last time she went on the scale she broke it.
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Yo mamma is so small she hang-glides on Doritoes
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Yo mammas butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldnt part them.
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Yo mammas butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldnt part them.
I heard tht before, its still funny.
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Yo Mama's so fat she uses the driveway to iron her pants.
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Yo momma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singin We are family.
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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the Atlantic Ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!



Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!



Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
LOL you got the best ones.

Yo mama so dumb she called me asking for my telephone number!
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Yo mama so fat she's been declared a National Habitat for Condors.
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Yo momma so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch
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Yo momma so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch

Shes to fat to see the couch though!
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Yo mamma's so fat she calls Sherwin Williams to paint her toenails.
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yo mammas so dumb she failed a blood test
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yo mammas so dumb she tried to breast feed you with a kfc chicken breast
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yo mammas so fat that i had to take a plane and 2 trains to get on her good side
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Yo mama's so dumb, her favorite color is clear!

Your mama''''s glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving

Yo mama's football knowledge:
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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Please don't make back to back posts edit them
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sorry
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clear is a color
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your momma's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death,
Your mamma's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side,
your mamma's so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house,
your mamma's so fat when she walks down the street in a red dress every body yells KOOOOOLLLLL AID,
Your mamma's so fat a school bus drove by and she yelled, catch that twinkie
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we are dealing with transparent objects, such as colored (or clear) glass. Transparent objects absorb some wavelengths of light, while they TRANSMIT others. It is the transmitted colors that we see. For example, blue glass transmits BLUE LIGHT and absorbs the other colors.

So how does 'clear' fit in? For opaque objects, when all colors are reflected, we get white. For transparent objects, when all colors are transmitted, we get clear. So if one follows this line a reasoning, clear is the transparent equivalent of white. Clear is acually the transmission of all wavelengths--colors, that is--of light. So if you consider 'white' a color, then you ought to consider 'clear' a color.

(Many scientists, and others, will tell you that white is technically not a color, since it is the combination of all other colors. So we come back to semantics--it's all in how you define 'color.')
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did u copy that off a website? yea im right clears a color i think thats wat that thing said
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i got it from a site
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Yeah I got it from some science site...
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Yo mamma so dumb she tripped over the cordless phone.
yo mamma got an afro with a chinstrap
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yo mamma was driving and stuck her head out the window...she got arrested for mooning.
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your mamma is so big her nick name is "DAMN"
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