[T.O.F.N.]

'Starting Rosters'

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QB Marc Bulger
WR Chad Johnson
WR Javon Walker
RB LaDainian Tomlinson
RB Reggie Bush
TE Vernon Davis
W/T Calvin Johnson
K David Akers
DEF Chicago

QB Tony Romo
WR Steve Smith
WR Terrell Owens
RB Steven Jackson
RB Maurice Jones-Drew
TE Kellen Winslow
W/T Devin Hester
K Neil Rackers
DEF Denver

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QB Peyton Manning
WR Torry Holt
WR Hines Ward
RB Willie Parker
RB Edgerrin James
TE L.J. Smith
W/T Santana Moss
K Adam Vinatieri
DEF Baltimore

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QB Vince Young
WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh
WR Lee Evans
RB Shaun Alexander
RB Brian Westbrook
TE Antonio Gates
W/T Randy Moss
K Shayne Graham
DEF San Diego

Calypso
QB Carson Palmer
WR Larry Fitzgerald
WR Marques Colston
RB Laurence Maroney
RB Ronnie Brown
TE Todd Heap
W/T Andre Johnson
K Robbie Gould
DEF New England

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QB Donovan McNabb
WR Marvin Harrison
WR Roy Williams
RB Joseph Addai
RB Travis Henry
TE Chris Cooley
W/T Anquan Boldin
K Nate Kaeding
DEF Miami

Vic's Scrubs
QB Tom Brady
WR Reggie Wayne
WR Plaxico Burress
RB Frank Gore
RB Rudi Johnson
TE Tony Gonzalez
W/T Alge Crumpler
K Jason Hanson
DEF Pittsburgh

Sleepers
QB Philip Rivers
WR Darrell Jackson
WR Donald Driver
RB Larry Johnson
RB Brandon Jacobs
TE Jeremy Shockey
W/T Deion Branch
K Mike Nugent
DEF Philadelphia